The place to find the best Office Space movie quote.

Office Space is a classic comedy that is filled with great quotes. The Office Space Movie Quote Page will give you some of our personal favorites. Some quotes have even been awarded special awards. And here they are...  

Worst Idea Award  

Tom: It's a Jump to Conclusions Mat. You see... You have this mat with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.  

Straight-Shooter Award  

Peter: You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy it's that I just don't care.  

Honesty Award  

Peter: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late. I use the side door that way Lumbergh can't see me. After that I sorta space out for an hour.

Now here is your chance. Vote for your all-time favorite between these Office Space movie quotes...

• Drew: I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know... Oh! Oh! 
• Brian: Sounds like a case of the Mondays. 
• Tom: I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people? 
• Michael Bolton: If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison!

Here are some Honorable Mentions that didn't recieve any awards but are still pretty funny!  

Peter: Good luck with your layoffs all right? I hope your firings go really, really well.  

Peter: Lumbergh's gonna have me work on Saturday. I can tell already. I'm gonna end up doing it because I'm a big pussy.  

Joanna: How dare you judge me? Look at you. You're just some penny-stealing, criminal man!  

Lawrence: Hey Peter man, check out channel 9, it's the breast exams.