Henry: All right, I'm sorry. But this is like the 23rd time we've made out already and they're getting blue!
Ula: Sharks are like dogs, they only bite if you touch their private parts.
Henry: Don't forget to use a condom, or in your case, a Hefty bag.
Old Man: Are you staring at me or her? 'Cause you're starting to freak me out.
Lucy: Can I have one last first kiss?
Dr. Keats: Note the intense overreaction. That's the 'roids talking.
Dr. Keats: All I know about walruses is that out of all mammals they have the second largest penis. I have the first.
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Lucy: There's nothing like a first kiss.
Ten Second Tom: Aren't you a little old to be... Hi I'm Tom!