Merkin: Hey, Merkin ain't jerkin, he's workin'.
Josie Geller: That thing, that moment, when you kiss someone and everything around becomes hazy and the only thing in focus is you and this person and you realize that that person is the only person that you're supposed to kiss for the rest of your life, and for one moment you get this amazing gift and you want to laugh and you want to cry because you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared that that it will go away all at the same time.
Rob Geller: Wow, that was just like Carrie! I thought she was gonna kill us all.
Sam: All I can tell you is that when you're my age, guys will be lined up ? around the block for you.
Rob Geller: All you need is for one person to think you're cool, and you're in. Everyone else will be scared to question it.
Kristin Davis: That you would trip on your Barbie heels and I'd be named prom queen. Did I just say that out loud?
Merkin: I'm just a little tense. This whole office is not Feng Shui. All the desks are facing evil.
Josie Geller: Rob, your not going to believe it, I made friends with a whole table of rastafari. Not just one, a whole table. You know what's a weird word? Fork. Oh my God, someone ate my entire pie! I don't know how that happened!
Rob Geller: I'm the coleslaw king of the world!
Our Favorite Never Been Kissed Quote
Anita Olesky: Sex can be fun when you're old enough, which none of you are. I should know. When you lose it to some guy named Junior with bad breath in the back of a van at a Guns N' Roses concert, your gonna wish you had listened to your mother when she said, "There not gonna want to buy the whole friggin' ice cream truck when your handing out the popsicles for free!"
Josie Geller: You did. You said, and I quote "Tonight I have a date with Roger from Op-Ed, and I'm gonna do it with him."
Tommy Salomme: If the buckets a rockin' dont come a knocking Yeah!