Worst Idea Award
Tom: It's a Jump to Conclusions Mat. You see... You have this mat with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.
Straight-Shooter Award
Peter: You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy it's that I just don't care.
Honesty Award
Peter: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late. I use the side door that way Lumbergh can't see me. After that I sorta space out for an hour.
Now here is your chance. Vote for your all-time favorite between these Office Space movie quotes...
- Drew: I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know... Oh! Oh!
- Brian: Sounds like a case of the Mondays.
- Tom: I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?
- Michael Bolton: If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison!
Peter: Good luck with your layoffs all right? I hope your firings go really, really well.
Peter: Lumbergh's gonna have me work on Saturday. I can tell already. I'm gonna end up doing it because I'm a big pussy.
Joanna: How dare you judge me? Look at you. You're just some penny-stealing, criminal man!
Lawrence: Hey Peter man, check out channel 9, it's the breast exams.