Austin Powers Goldmember Quote Page

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Goldmember: Can I paint his yoo-hoo gold now? It's kind of my thing you know.  

Goldmember: I'm from Holland. Isn't that weird?  

Nigel Powers: I took a Viagra. It got caught in me throat and I've had a stiff neck for hours.  

Dr. Evil: All right! Let me find my balls for God's sakes. 1, 2 and 3, OK. I'm OK.  

Austin Powers: You may be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater.  

Nigel Powers: Do you know who I am? Have you got any idea how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years? I mean look at you! You don't even have a name tag. You don't stand a chance. Why don't you just fall down?  

Dr. Evil: I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl.  

Austin Powers: Mole. Bloody mole. We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to cut it off, chop it off and make guacamole.  

Dr. Evil: Well congratulations numb nuts! You've succeeded in turning me into a frickin' Jack-in-the-box.  

Goldmember: Would you like a shmoke und a pancake?  

Dr. Evil: Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam. Which we shall call... Preparation H.  

Scott Evil: Yes I'd love some chocolate ass-cream.

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Practical Magic Quote Page

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Aunt Jet Owens: And this is what comes from dabbling; I mean you can't practice witchcraft while you look down your nose at it.

Gillian Owens: What wouldn't I do for the right guy?

Aunt Frances Owens: My darling girl. When are you going to understand that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage!

Sally Owens: Sometimes I feel like theres a hole inside of me. An emptiness that at times seems to burn. I think if you lifted my heart to your ear, you could probably hear the ocean. The moon tonight, theres a circle around it. Sign of trouble not far behind. I have this dream of being whole. Of not going to sleep each night, wanting. But still sometimes, when the wind is warm or the crickets sing. I dream of a love that even time will lie down and be still for. I just want someone to love me. I want to be seen. I don't know. Maybe I had my happiness. I don't want to believe it but, there is no man Gilly. Only that moon.

Sally Owens: Since when is being a slut a crime in this family?

Gillian Owens: Did you ever stick your arms out and spin and spin and spin? Well that's what love is like.

Kylie Owens: Mom I'm worried about Antonia. Did you know that she put on her mouse ears and drives around town, all liquored up naked?

Aunt Jet Owens: You see that couple here? Well, he's having an affair with the babysitter and she can eat a pound cake in under a minute.

Young Sally Owens: That's the point. The guy I dreamed of doesn't exist. And if he doesn't exist I'll never die of a broken heart.

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Patch Adams Quote Page

Looking for a Patch Adams quote? Here is the place to find a great quote from Patch Adams.

Hunter Patch Adams: And my report will read Idgara: I don't give a rat's ass.

Truman: I thought only I could repel women with that kind of raw efficiency.

Hunter Patch Adams: I'm really starting to love the back of your head.

Arthur Mendelson: You learn anything about proctology yet Patch? Good, take care of this asshole for me, will ya?

Hunter Patch Adams: You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person I'll guarantee you'll win.

Hunter Patch Adams: Yeah. I could do it. We both know you wouldn't stop me. Let's think about the logic. You create man, man suffers enormous amounts of pain, man dies. They say you rested on the seventh day, well maybe you should have spent that day on compassion.

Arthur Mendelson: You're focusing on the problem. If you focus on the problem, you can't see the solution. Never focus on the problem!

Hunter Patch Adams: We can head on down to the maternity ward. You know those chicks put out.

Arthur Mendelson: See what no one else sees. See what everyone chooses not to see. Out of fear, conformity or laziness. See the whole world anew each day!

Carim Fisher: Lesbian. Airhead. Ballbuster. Whichever one of these disgusts you the most, take your pick. Please spread the word: I'm not here to date. I'm not here to flirt. I'm here to study.

Hunter Patch Adams: I love you without knowing how or when or from where. I love you straightforwardly without complexities abide. I love you because I know no other way then this. So close that your hand, on my chest, is my hand. So close, that when you close your eyes, I fall asleep.

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Seabiscuit Quote Page

Looking for a Seabiscuit quote? Here are some of our favorite quotes from the Seabiscuit movie.

George Woolf: I think it's better to break a man's leg than his heart.

Red Pollard: I was crippled for the rest of my life. I got better. He made me better. Hell! You made me better.

Red Pollard: That horse is as much mine as he is yours.

Red Pollard: I'm fine George. I don't need your help and I sure as shit don't need your charity. Leave me alone.

George Woolf: You know if you did more riding and less talking you might start winning some races.

Red Pollard: Middle-weight? I'll kill him. I'll knock his god-damn block off. He's chicken that's what it is. I mean middle-weight?

Marcela Howard: You know I play with this all the time too. No matter how hard I try I can't get that damn ball to stay in the hole. Just let him ride. Just let him do it.

Red Pollard: He just said it's possible. Well hell! Anything's possible. We've proved that already.

Tom Smith: You don't throw away a whole life just because he's banged up a little.

Charles Howard: The horse is too small, the jockey too big, the trainer too old, and I'm too dumb to know the difference.

Red Pollard: Everybody thinks we found this broken-down horse and fixed him. But we didn't. He fixed us; every one of us. And I guess in a way we kinda fixed each other too.

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Looking for a quote from Serendipity?

If you want a great quote from Serendipity then don't miss this Serendipity quote page.

Dean: I'm telling you right now British women do not age well. Eight years ago she was a luscious treat you know. She probably looked like you know, Baby Spice now she could look like.

Eve: You know who plays golf? Guys who are too fat to play tennis... like this guy.

Dean: I hate to break up a good thing but we have half a dozen strippers waiting for us. We're late.

Sara: I first came in because of the name: Serendipity. It's one of my favorite words.

Jonathan: What if you're wrong? Huh? What if it's all in our hands and you just walk away? No names, no phone numbers, what do you think's gonna happen? Do you think good old fate is gonna deliver my information to your doorstep?

Sara: Well if that five dollar bill makes its way back into my hands, I'll be able to call you and when you hear my voice on the other end... then you'll believe in fate won't you?

Eve: Oh yeah well for a shrink-in-training you're a little bit crazy. I'll tell you that much.

Dean: You know the Greeks didn't write obituaries. They only asked one question after a man died: "Did he have passion?".

Bloomingdale's Salesman: No please, on the other side of the counter! You cannot come back here, this is for authorized personnel only, please stay on your side of the counter, thank you very much!

Sara: Well if we're meant to meet again we'll meet again. It's just not the right time now.

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Royal Tenenbaums Quote Page

Looking for a Royal Tenenbaums quote? Here is the place for a quote from The Royal Tenenbaums.

Dudley Heinsbergen: You wanna play some word games or do some experiments on me or anything?  

Royal: I've always been considered an asshole for about as long as I can remember. That's just my style. But I'd really feel blue if I didn't think you were going to forgive me.  

Margot: I think we're just gonna to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that Ritchie.  

Richie: Of course it's dark. It's a suicide note.  

Royal: I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.  

Royal: That's the last time you put a knife in me! Ya hear me?

 Royal: Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hitting the cemetery?  

Royal: I know but dammit I want this family to love me. How much money you got?  

Royal: Lets shag ass.  

Royal: That's right. We got another body buried here.  

Ethel: Well I don't think it's very intelligent to keep an electrical gadget on the edge of the tub.  

Eli: I did find it odd when you said you were in love with her. She's married you know.  

Eli: You're in love with Richie. Which is sick. And gross.

Richie: I'm going to kill myself tomorrow.

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Oceans Twelve Quote Page

Looking for an Oceans Twelve quote? Here is a list of our favorite quotes from the Oceans Twelve movie.

Rusty Ryan: If you're gonna ask if you can ask me a question, give me time to respond. Unless you're asking rhetorically, in which case the answer is obvious... yes.

Rusty Ryan: Look it's not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why.

Tess Ocean: You're doing recon work on our anniversary?

Danny Ocean: Do I look 50 to you?

Danny Ocean: You called his niece a whore.

Terry Benedict: Nothing is worth nothing.

Linus Caldwell: Protect your fake baby. Protect your fake baby!

Rusty Ryan: Oh! Oh he's mean. He's just mean spirited. All right how many espressos have you had?

Tess Ocean: There's water in the basement and the pilot light's out.

Danny Ocean: Yeah good idea. We all go to the cops and confess to the Bellagio robbery. That averages twenty years for grand larceny for each of us. Yeah that'd teach him.

Reuben Tishkoff: Well I gotta sit down on the toilet or else I'm gonna shit on your feet.

Linus Caldwell: Thanks. You ever notice that Tess looks.

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Oceans Eleven Quote Page

Looking for an Oceans Eleven quote? Here is a list of our favorite quotes from the Oceans Eleven movie.

Reuben: You guys are pros. The best. I'm sure you can make it out of the casino. Of course lest we forget, once you're out the front door, you're still in the middle of the fucking desert!

Terry: All right you proved your point. You broke into my vault. Congratulations, you're a dead man.

Danny: Ten oughta do it, don't you think? You think we need one more? You think we need one more. All right, we'll get one more.

Rusty: The Bellagio and the Mirage. These are Terry Benedict's places.

Danny: There's a ninety-five pound Chinese man with 160 million dollars behind this door.

Reuben: Second most successful robbery. The Flamingo in '71. This guy actually tasted fresh oxygen before they grabbed him. Of course, he was breathing out of a hose for the next three weeks. God damn hippy!

Frank: You know, I've tried all sorts of moisturizers. I even went fragrance free for a whole year. Now my sister, she uses some kind of uh, ummm aloe vera with a little sunscreen in it, and ideally, we should all wear gloves when going to bed, but I found out that that creates a kind of an interference with my, social agenda, you know what I mean.

Danny: Cause the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes. The house takes you. Unless. When that perfect hand comes along, you bet big, then you take the house.

Livingston: The moment you set foot on that casino floor they'll be watching you like hawks. Hawks with video cameras.

Saul: I have a question... say we get into the cage, and through the security doors there and down the elevator we can't move, and passed the guards with the guns, and into the vault we can't open. Then what?

Rusty: Tess. Terry Benedict. Tell me this is not about screwing the guy who's screwing your wife.

Basher: It will be nice working with proper villains again!

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The New Guy Movie Page

Did you love The New Guy movie? Here is the place to find quotes and other things from The New Guy.

Luther: High school is a lot like prison: Bad food, high fences; the sex you want, you ain't getting, the sex you gettin', you don't want. I've seen terrible things.

Dizzy/Gil: Broke dick seems to be popular.

Luther: You know those moments when a man makes a decision that'll change his entire life and he steps up to become the hero he was meant to be? This ain't one of those moments.

Glen: I imagine God having an ass like that. Did that sound gay?

Luther: If you're gonna talk the talk, you gotta walk the walk. Otherwise you'll be lined in chalk.

Danielle: Carmen more cheer, less pole dance, 'kay? You don't want guys stuffing bills down your panties.

Dizzy: The point is, today nobody stuffed me in my locker or singed off my ass hair.

Glen: You have to do her and while you're doing her, think of me. OK that sounded gay.

Kirk: If anyone's lost a pair of balls we have found them. Wait, there's a name here. Dizzy Harrison, please pick your balls up and scrotum, that's balls and scrotum at counter 5.

Kirk: That is without doubt, the sluttiest girl I have ever seen.

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The Mummy Movie Page

Here you will find everything you need from The Mummy movie. Hope you enjoy.

Evelyn: Look, I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell, but I am proud of what I am.

Beni: It is better to be the right hand of the devil than in his path.

Jonathan: Well everyone else we've bumped into has died. Why should you be any different?

Evelyn: You know nasty little fellows such as yourself always get their comeuppance.

Evelyn: You better think of something fast because if he turns me into a mummy you're the first one I'm coming after.

Rick: I only gamble with my life, never my money.

Rick: Rescue the damsel in distress, kill the bad guy, save the world.

Mr. Henderson: Get me a shot of bourbon and a glass of bourbon and a bourbon chaser.

Evelyn: The only thing that scares me Mr. O'Connell are your manners.

Beni: Prince Imhotep thanks you for your hospitality, and for your eyes, and for your tongue but I'm afraid more is needed.

Ardeth Bay: Thebes. City of the Living. Crown jewel of Pharaoh Seti the First. Home of Imhotep, Pharaoh's high priest, keeper of the dead. Birthplace of Anck Su Namun, Pharaoh's mistress. No other man was allowed to touch her. But for their love, they were willing to risk life itself.

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Garden State Quote Page

Looking for a Garden State quote? Here is the place to find a great quote from Garden State.

Titembay: Someone has been pissing on my Gamecube and I'm about to close the case.

Mark: We'll probably head over there right after we bury your mom.

Carol: Don't stay in here all day. I had to take the batteries out of the carbon monoxide detector; it was beeping all night.

Dr. Cohen: I found my ex-best friend's cufflinks in my wife's purse one time. I couldn't get an erection for a year and a half.

Aunt Sylvia Largeman: I made you something. It's a shirt.

Mark: The only thing worse than a favor is a favor involving money.

Andrew Largeman: And I don't want this guy taking you to some sketchy quarry in the middle of Newark to find crack whores huffing turpentine or pit bulls raping each other or whatever else is down here!

Kenny: Plus the benefits are great! you know... If I get shot on the job, I'm like... rich!

Sam: I have three Dobermans, and if I didn't kick them in the balls on a regular basis, I'd never get anything done.

Andrew Largeman: They sent me away to boarding school. Sent me away makes it sound like they sent me to an asylum. There were no straps involved.

Andrew Largeman: I don't want to waste another moment of my life without you in it.

Andrew Largeman: You changed my life. You changed my life, and I've known you four days. This is the start of something really big. But right now I gotta go.

Mark: Don't tease me about my hobbies. I don't tease you about being an asshole.

and our favorite Garden State quote

Sam: Ooh, great job man! I really thought you were retarded. I mean you're better than that Corky kid and he's actually retarded. If there was a retarded Oscar you would win hands down.

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Clueless Movie Quote Page

Have you ever seen Clueless? If you have, you will surely enjoy seeing a great Clueless movie quote.

Cher: Miss Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for forty minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.

Cher: Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex.

Cher: Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good.

Cher: Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.

Cher: Dionne and her boyfriend Murray are in this dramatic relationship. I think they've seen that Ike and Tina Turner movie too many times.

Cher: D, when your allergies act up, take out your nose ring.

Tai: Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive.

Cher: Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the past, who now do infomercials.

Cher: Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.

Mel: Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.

Cher: Ugh. Skateboards. That's like so five years ago.

Cher: AS IF!

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Bad Boys Quote Page

If you are looking for a Bad Boys quote then look no further. We have compiled a list of our favorite quotes from the movie.

Mike Lowrey: I don't know why you going home to your wife. You got shot in the leg, your dick probably don't even work.

Captain Howard: What did I say? Did you hear what I said? I heard what I said 'cause I was standing there when I said it.

Mike Lowrey: Don't be alarmed, we're negros.

Casper: Jesus. Could you use a smaller gun? You got blood on me again.

Marcus Burnett: You know I'm a better cop when I get some in the morning, I feel lighter on my feet.

Mike Lowrey: Now back up, put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious

Marcus Burnett: What you mean you don't have one? Eighty thousand dollars for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?

Mike Lowrey: Shut up, shut up Marcus. Slow-ass driver. Driving like a bitch.

Mike Lowrey: They should just bone and get that shit over with.

Captain Howard: He doesn't talk that way. Try to talk like him, like him! Try to talk sexy. Sexy, you don't talk sexy enough!

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What is your favorite Mean Girls quote?

Here is our Mean Girls quote section. The following quotes have received special awards...  

Worst Quote Award  

Bethany Byrd: Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!  

Modesty Award  

Gretchen: I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm so popular.  

Dumb Statement Award  

Karen: There's a 30% chance that it's already raining!  

Best Advice Award

Coach Carr: Don't have sex because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position. Don't have sex standing up. Just don't do it ok. Promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.

Now here is your chance. What is the overall best Mean Girls movie quote? Vote below.

• Janis: I don't know, now that she's getting fatter she's got pretty big jugs.  
• Regina: I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.  
• Cady: Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus so that's not good.  
• Karen: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.

Here are some Mean Girls quote Honorable Mentions that we had to include...  

Janis: That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet.  

Regina: No! Do you know what everyone says about you behind your back? Hmm? They say that you're a home-schooled jungle freak that's a less hot version of me! Yeah, so don't try to act so innocent! You can take that fake apology and shove it right up your hairy...  

Cady: I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she'd look like a British man.  

Karen: Well, I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense.  

Cady: Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.

Coach Carr: At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you WILL get Chlamydia and die.

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Austin Powers Movie Quote Page

Looking for an Austin Powers movie quote? Here is our list to those in search of a quote from Austin Powers.  

Austin Powers: She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride.  

Austin Powers: I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working.

Austin Powers: She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride.  

Dr. Evil: I have an even better idea. I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.  

Dr. Evil: All right guard, begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism.

Austin Powers: Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please!  

Austin Powers: No, this is me in a nutshell: "Help! I'm in a nutshell! How did I get into this bloody great big nutshell? What kind of shell has a nut like this?"

Austin Powers: That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly!  

Scott Evil: I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!  

Austin Powers: Well no offense, but if that is a woman it looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick!  

Austin Powers: I think you're shagedelic baby! You're switched on! You're smashing! You're shagadelic baby!  

Austin Powers: Pardon me for being rude. It was not me, it was my food. It just popped up to say hello, and now it's gone back down below

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Success quotes guide your heart to discover the true meaning of success

One of the most important success quotes you'll ever hear or read comes from a spiritual teacher. In fact, many of the most profound statements about success come from spiritual teachers. Let's start with a simple success quote:

All that we are is a result of what we have thought. ---Buddha

What the Buddha is basically saying is that what we think about determines how we live our lives. Who we are as a person is determined by the thoughts we think and the thoughts we choose to focus upon.

If we want to create success from home, we have to focus our thoughts and visualize ourselves being successful from our home.

If we feed ourselves with uplifting, inspiring, success quotes, we increase the likelihood we'll achieve success.

Yet, what is the real meaning of success for you?

 Have you spent any time thinking about what true success means for you?

Have you formed your own beliefs about success or simply follow what the popular media and the masses consider success to be?

The clearer you are about what success means to you, the greater likelihood you'll be successful and will be able to die in peace.

Most people go to their graves regretting things they haven't done. p.28, The Lazy Person's Guide to Success by Ernie J. Zelinski

The more you live by values that uplift your spirit, the more the following success quote is easier to adhere to: Always do the right and honest thing, however more difficult it may appear.p. 124, The Lazy Person's Guide to Success by Ernie J. Zelinski

Earn your money and success through service to others and not at the expense of others. p.126, ibid.

Be more attentive to what successful people have to say about all the opportunity around you. p. 160, Ibid.

Abundance isn't about the amount of money you have; it's being happy with what you have. p. 194, ibid.

True abundance is not about gathering more things, it's about touching the place in us that is connected to the divine source of abundance, so that we know what we need in the moment will be provided.--Mary Manin Morrissey

Success quotes can inspire you to risk, because you can always start over again

There are many women and men gaining success by working at home. People who seek success from home have a different set of values that drive them. As important as financial success is for these people, they seek more from life than just financial rewards.

I love reading entrepreneur success stories. I know how challenging it can be to create, launch, build and manage a successful business. The more a person has healed her emotional wounds and is attracting abundance by raising her vibration, the greater likelihood for success.

Successful people often read success quotes to inspire them to succeed and to listen to other people's angles of vision about success.

Other successful people make it a habit to eat healthily and to care for their bodies, minds and spirits.

Sometimes they celebrate by eating a success meal, which is a special meal where you and a loved one share a favorite meal being grateful for all you've been gifted with.

Often times people express poems of gratitude to show their appreciation for what they've received in their lives.

It's amazing how a simple success quote or poem of gratitude will increase your vibration to attract even more abundance and success. And it costs nothing.

A famous quote about success is: "Everything worth doing is worth doing well." Have you ever stopped to really examine this success quote?

Ernie Zelinksi, author of The Joy of Not Working feels that many things don't really need to be done well. As long as they get done, that's what counts. Is he right?

Read the following inspiring success quotes to raise your success vibration to activate the law of attraction.

Success quotes are highly useful words that uplift the spirit and raise your energy level, helping you to attract what it is your heart most yearns.

If you'd like another source of quotes on success, a wealth of inspiration is at your fingertips.

The Most Important Success Quote that Leads to Success

You must take actions to live your dreams.

Actions determine whether you're going towards or away from what your heart most desires.

If you want your life to read like a success quote, it's imperative that you go into action rather than just thinking about what you want.

Actions produce results. Results feed your spirit. When your spirit thrives, your heart dances a jig and your world is at peace.

First come the thoughts, then action must follow your thoughts if you want success. Quotes from famous women and men alike all stress the need for consistent actions.

Yet, often consistent actions are impossible because of either sabotaging patterns of behavior or limiting beliefs.

That's where EFT (Emotional Freedom Techniques) can come to the rescue. EFT is like emotional acupuncture without the needles.

It has an impressive track record and often works when nothing else does.

I've been testing EFT for over 2 years and have seen some remarkable results, both personally and in clients and associates. (The above link takes you to a weekly column I write, Make Your Life Precious, where I detail the removal of a 24-year-old trauma that has made it challenging to live up to the success quotes I read).

If you need assistance, consider using my skills to serve as your success coach or as someone to help you clear some of your limiting beliefs so you can raise your vibration and change the law of attraction to work more in your favor.

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The Wedding Date Movie Quote Page

Here is the place to find a great The Wedding Date movie quote. We have compiled a list of a few of our favorite quotes from this romantic comedy.

Nick Mercer: I'm allergic to fabric softener, and I majored in comparative literature at Brown. I hate anchovies and I think I'd miss you even if we'd never met.

Kat Ellis: Nothing that a bottle of Jack and a straight razor won't fix.

Nick Mercer: I'd rather fight with you than make love to anybody else.

Nick Mercer: Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Close. Your. Eyes. You're safe. You can relax. I'm not going to kiss you. He's going to be so sorry he lost you. So stop worrying. Forget the past. Forget the pain. And remember what an incredible woman you are. You do that and he'll realize what he lost.

Nick Mercer: The hardest part of love isn't loving someone, but having the courage to let them love you back.

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Rules of Attraction Quote Page

If you are looking for a Rules of Attraction quote then look no more because you can find that and more right here about the Rules of Attraction movie.


Victor: I meet two underage Italian girls who I try to talk into fucking each other while I jack off onto them. I end up buying them some ice cream instead.

Sean Bateman: I only slept with her cause I'm in love with you.

Sean Bateman: I really did try to kill myself right before I faked it.

Lauren: What does that mean know me, know me nobody ever knows anybody else, ever! You will never know me.

Paul Denton: I like Sean because he looked well, slutty. A boy who'd been around. A boy who couldn't remember if he was Catholic or not.

Rupert: Get it straight, f*ckhead. I need you like I need an asshole on my elbow.

Mitchell: Hehe yeah. Old enough to pee, old enough for me.

Sean Bateman: Since when does f*cking somebody else mean that I'm not faithful to you?

Paul Denton: Sometimes I'm amazed at the shit that spills out of my mouth.

Lara: You really think I'm skinny? Wait! Anorexic skinny or bulimic skinny?

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Shrek Quote Page

Looking for a shrek quote? We have compiled this list for those in search of a quote from Shrek.

Donkey: You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly.

Donkey: And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man there were some strong gases eeking out of my butt that day.

Donkey: Please. I don't wanna go back there. You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. Well maybe you do but that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay!

[about Snow White] The Mirror: Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy.

Donkey: Man, you gotta warn somebody before you crack one like that. My mouth was open and everything.

Shrek: I have helmet hair.

Donkey: Come on princess you're not that ugly. All right, you are ugly. But you're only like this at night. Shrek's ugly 24/7.

Donkey: Then you gotta gotta try a little tenderness! Chicks dig that romantic crap.

Lord Farquaad: Now really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?

Shrek: No. I'm an ogre. You know... grab your torch and pitchfork. Doesn't that bother you?

Donkey: Don't worry princess. I used to be afraid of the dark until... No wait. I'm still afraid of the dark!

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Top Gun Movie Quote

Here is the place to find a great Top Gun movie quote. We have compiled this list of our favorite quotes this high flying movie.

Maverick: That's right! Ice... man. I am dangerous.

Maverick: Great, he's probably saying, "Holy shit, it's Maverick and Goose."

Goose: The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.

Maverick: I feel the need...the need for speed!

Stinger: And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!

Wolfman: Thirty seconds. We went like this, he went like that. I said to Hollywood, "Where'd he go?" Hollywood says, "Where'd who go?"

Stinger: How's it feel to be on the front page of every newspaper in the english-speaking world, even though the other side denies the incident? Congratulations.

Charlie: That is right, but I held something back. I see some real genius in your flying Maverick, but I can't say that in there. I was afraid that everyone in the tax trailer would see right through me. And I just don't want anyone to know that I've fallen for you.

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