Cher: Miss Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for forty minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.
Cher: Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex.
Cher: Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good.
Cher: Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.
Cher: Dionne and her boyfriend Murray are in this dramatic relationship. I think they've seen that Ike and Tina Turner movie too many times.
Cher: D, when your allergies act up, take out your nose ring.
Tai: Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive.
Cher: Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the past, who now do infomercials.
Cher: Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.
Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.
Mel: Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.
Cher: Ugh. Skateboards. That's like so five years ago.
Cher: AS IF!
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