Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Austin Powers Goldmember Quote Page

Here is the place to find a great Austin Powers Goldmember quote. We have carefully selected these quotes for your own viewing pleasure.  

Goldmember: Can I paint his yoo-hoo gold now? It's kind of my thing you know.  

Goldmember: I'm from Holland. Isn't that weird?  

Nigel Powers: I took a Viagra. It got caught in me throat and I've had a stiff neck for hours.  

Dr. Evil: All right! Let me find my balls for God's sakes. 1, 2 and 3, OK. I'm OK.  

Austin Powers: You may be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater.  

Nigel Powers: Do you know who I am? Have you got any idea how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years? I mean look at you! You don't even have a name tag. You don't stand a chance. Why don't you just fall down?  

Dr. Evil: I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl.  

Austin Powers: Mole. Bloody mole. We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to cut it off, chop it off and make guacamole.  

Dr. Evil: Well congratulations numb nuts! You've succeeded in turning me into a frickin' Jack-in-the-box.  

Goldmember: Would you like a shmoke und a pancake?  

Dr. Evil: Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam. Which we shall call... Preparation H.  

Scott Evil: Yes I'd love some chocolate ass-cream.