Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Dog Quotes

Dog quotes are as numerous and varied as dog breeds themselves, but they all seem to have one thing in common, they manage to reflect the extraordinary relationship we have with our “best friends”.

There is nothing like the joy and devotion that exists between man and dog and these quotes attempt to capture that feeling in words. From companionship to comfort to unlimited and unabashed love, there is no end to the gifts dogs bring into our lives on a daily basis.

If you have experienced that kind of connection you will understand and appreciate these dog quotes, and maybe even recognize a little of yourself in them.

I to had some really good furry friends in my lifetime and they made better friends than some humans I know.

Maybe you feel the same way to with your dog. You will always have that bond and when it is his/her time to go you will feel the same type of pain you would feel for a friend who passed away.

Read these dog quotes and I guarantee you will at least smile when you read some of the funny things people had to say about their pets. Enjoy.

Dog Quotes

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail - Fran Lebowitz

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!' - Dave Barry

Breed not a savage dog, nor permit a loose stairway. - Talmud

In my day, we didn't have dogs or cats. All I had was Silver Beauty, my beloved paper clip. - Jennifer Hart, Arlington

Man is an animal that makes bargains; no other animal does this - one dog does not change a bone with another. - Adam Smith

If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either. - Unknown

Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well. - Bonnie Wilcox 'Old Dogs, Old Friends'

Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies. - Gene Hill

The more people I meet the more I like my dog. - Unknown

In dog years I'm dead. - Unknown

Consider These Warm and Witty Dog Quotes: In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semihuman. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog. - Edward Hoagland

I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother. - Bonnie Schacter, Founder of the Single Pet Owner's Society Singles Group

Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring --it was peace. - Milan Kundera

I would rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all the allegorical paintings they can show me in the world. - Samuel Johnson

When you feel dog tired at night, it may be because you've growled all day long. - Unknown

A really companionable and indispensable dog is an accident of nature. You can't get it by breeding for it, and you can't buy it with money. It just happens along. - E B White, The Care and Training of a Dog

Bulldogs are adorable, with faces like toads that have been sat on. - Colette

I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better. - George Bird Evans, "Troubles with Bird Dogs"

Even the tiniest Poodle or Chihuahua is still a wolf at heart. - Dorothy Hinshaw Patent, Dogs: The Wolf Within

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. - Andy Rooney

They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation. - Jerome K. Jerome

When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe? - Anonymous

Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland. - Josh Billings

Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane. - Smiley Blanton

I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. - John Steinbeck

What kind of life a dog . . . acquires. I have sometimes tried to imagine by kneeling or lying full length on the ground and looking up. The world then becomes strangely incomplete; one sees little but legs. - E V Lucas

You may have a dog that won't sit up, roll over or even cook breakfast, not because she's too stupid to learn how but because she's too smart to bother. - Rick Horowitz, Chicago Tribune

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

To err is human, to forgive, canine. - Unknown

What could possibly capture our imaginations as totally and wonderfully as a furry coat and a wet nose? There is nothing that can duplicate the feeling of having a dog in your life, as these dog quotes so clearly communicate.

Those of us who have had that experience can take heart in these quotes. No wonder we are dog lovers when there is so very much to love.


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